I think I got it too

Last week my car got sick. I'm pretty sure it had the Swine Flu. It kept getting weaker and weaker. The horn started to sound more like a cough than a honk. And then it died. A few times.
But luckily with a new battery (and windshield wipers - just to make it feel better) it turned out ok.

The same day that I finally fixed my car, I started feeling pretty gross myself. I got weaker and weaker. My words kept turning into a coughs. I had a huge headache, a bad fever, and I couldn't get warm. And so I slept. For 3 days straight.

I'm pretty sure I had the swine flu.

I think I got it from my car.